Milestones

Standard
  1. Buying your first item (probably lollies).
  2. Buying your first bra (because a boy at school asked when you were going to).
  3. Buying your first box of tampons (with flushed cheeks).
  4. Buying your first pack of condoms (without looking at the check-out attendant).
  5. Buying your first pregnancy test (probably while choking back tears of terror).
  6. Buying your first maternity bra (very gingerly).
  7. Buying your first box of Tena liners (probably with legs crossed and an air of defeat).
  8. Buying your first pack of Xanax (probably with relief and an air of “don’t you dare try to take these from me because I will be forced to rip your arms off…”).
  9. Buying your first menopause test (probably with flushed cheeks of  a different kind).
  10. Buying your first box of Sterident (to be used for something other than cleaning your toilet bowl).
  11. Buying your first sensory aid (with great celebration).
  12. Buying your final resting place (despite your childrens’ protests).

 

I don’t know about you, but I’m past half way and trying to find a corrupt doctor to give me a script for Xanax to get me through the next 20 years. Any ideas?

It’s Friday floggin time. Check out the list at Lori’s RRSAHM

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