Ok, so I thought yesterday was Wednesday.
Before you ask: No, the fact that The Lion was at home, asleep in his cot as opposed to his regular Wednesday day at daycare, did not alert me to my error.
All I can say is that it must have been the fever that has possessed me for the past three days. It’s turned my brain to mush and my body to lead.
Or perhaps it was all the talk of farting – my brain wanted to join in.
Oh well, better luck next week.